Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Cinnamon Roll, Cinnamon Cookies, Cinnamon Challenge?

If you ever had a cinnamon roll, you'd know how good they are. If not, you must not have had a cinnamon roll.  Did you know cinnamon contains manganese, fiber, iron and calcium. That would be good, if you don't swallow too much like every person ever is doing now. I haven't done that, but I don't consider myself human. I like to call myself a cave man, because I don't go outside, and people are afraid of me.  I'm smarter that the traditional caveman, but I'm a technology advanced neanderthal.  Enough about me, lets get to the reason why I'm here. This stupidity. This (Not so silent) killer is mind controlling us to do stupid things. Yes, I mean the cinnamon challenge.  There is a 45 min video below, so waste your time on that if you want(Beware of some cursing, I didn't watch the whole thing.). This evil monster was not created by dead body parts, lightning, or any kind of monster cliche (unless you're are racist, then get away from this blog. I'll wait. Go. We don't want you here.).  It came from a Scandinavian Youtuber swallowing a tablespoon of ground cinnamon with success.  There are many reason why you should stop, not just that it is like torturing yourself.  You see, inhaling raw cinnamon can really mess up your body, worse than a warm water bottle on a hot summer day x10+50.  What I mean is you can die.  First, when you spit it out, there is a cloud of cinnamon that will leave you gasping for air, but if you succeed, you get a reward.  A week at the hospital with pneumonia, collapsed lungs and you'll wish you were dead when you see the bill. Oh and vomiting, but that for sure to happen no matter what.  Moral of the story, don't swallow things that should not be swallowed, AND you see people crying after doing that thing, DON'T DO IT. Thank you for listening.
Have you done the cinnamon challenge, if so, did you succeed and your lungs collapse, or did you get sick and die? Also if you have any suggestions for future topics, leave a comment.

4 comments:

  1. You have a really good blog here keep it up.

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  2. I like your blog because of your posts, now I won't do the cinnamon challenge. Keep it up!!

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  3. Really good topics! Cant wait for more.

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