Friday, November 14, 2014

The Man Who Became Famous For Hating, And His Biggest Secret!

(I'm just making this post to inform, no special reason, so please enjoy.)He was a horrible man.  He controlled an army of hate.  Someone even worse than  Of course, were talking about Hitler.  He was the Nazi leader, and hated Jews.  One of the most infamous man to ever exist.  I feel disgusting even making a post about him.  Consider this like making fun of him, and gossiping about him. Here are some facts about him you probably don't know.

  1. He never visited a concentration camp.  A concentration camp is not a place where you learn the force.  It was where anyone and everyone he hated, mainly Jews.  The things he created! Never visited one! He let everyone else do the dirty work.  
  2. He had horrible flatulence(That means he farted a lot.) and he took 28 drugs to stop it.  He was a ticking bomb.  
  3. Now lets get more gross. He had one testicle.  I'll just leave that there...
  4. His first love was a Jewish girl.  He was too afraid of talking to her.  He deserved it.
  5. He was anti-smoking.  He actually had the first anti-smoking campaign.  I guess he did do something good.
  6. Henry Ford(Founder of Ford Motors) was his inspiration. He kept a portrait of him behind his desk.
  7. He was a vegetarian and was against animal cruelty.  He was a more evil Peta, and Peta is already kinda bad.
  8. Hitler once almost drowned.  He was saved by a priest. And, when he grew up, he wanted to be a priest.  He should have become a priest.
  9. Hitler's family was very poor, and a Jewish doctor didn't charge them.  Hitler called him Noble Jew and had him protected.  
  10. He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, and was Time's man of the year, both in 1938. I don't see why anyone even though of this.  It was a year before the war. By then he did capture Austria and Czechoslovakia and turned them into German puppet states. He gave himself his own freedom, and with Britain and France by barely doing anything.

2 comments:

  1. It's interesting to read about some facts that many people would normally not know about Hitler. Although I did already know that Hitler wanted to be a priest, I never knew that the reason he wanted to be one was because he was rescued by a priest. I am curious though: why did you want to do a post about Hitler? If you don't like talking about him (which I think nobody should) why did you decide to make a post?

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    1. I feel like I needed to do more informational posts. Most of my posts are just funny, or random, so, I thought, why not start of with a very controversial topic, such as Hitler. I hope I didn't offend anyone with that. Also I hope you enjoyed!

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