Mistakes In History Part 1, Ancient and Medieval History

There has been many mistake said by many teachers, philosophers, and scientists.  I'll be taking a few part to talk about the common misconceptions made by these people.

• In Medieval times, people were said to live to the age 30.  This is a large fall from the recent facts.  New technology and new bodies have proven people die around the age 64, that is if you got to the age 21 alive.
• Vikings, despite popular theory, likely did not wear horns on their helmets. I know, I'm sad about this just as much as you. 

  

  I call this a lie. It does not taste like cake.

• Medieval Europeans actually did believe the Earth was round, as the theory had been created by Aristotle and Play-doh, I mean Plato.
• Columbus never reached any where that is called the United States of America, and, if the Americas had not existed, he and his crew would have ran out of supplies and would have never made it to India.
• Pilgrims did not have the tall, black hats that they are commonly pictured with.  They actually were short, but were mostly black.  They also didn't have buckles on them.

Now you've learned that everything you learn about history is fake and school is nothing but a pile of lies. Now have a good day!

A "Annoying Twitter account" Starter Pack!

Starter Packs is a social media trend including 1-4 pictures of something that describe one type of person or thing.  It can be a very racist thing, but it can also be very funny, but it is hard to find something that goes together very well.  It was funny at first, then people used all the good ones and now they are scraping the bottom of the barrel. And it just began very recently. I just woke up on Saturday morning, checked Twitter and saw people retweeting and posting them.  I had never heard of them prior.  I might just have never seen them before, maybe I don't follow accounts that keep up with the trendy trends, I don't know.  I do know they are annoying. I thought I should make my own starter pack.  My first and and my last.  the "How To Make A Blog That Sounds And Looks Like A Angry Driving Ed Website" Starter Pack!
Step 1: Get a Drivers Ed name
Step 2: Get a picture of a stop sign
Step 3 Get angry and post

Now that that is out of the way, I'll just leave this here... https://twitter.com/TebaconCarter... That's just my Twitter... You don't have to do anything... You know, just in case anyone want to see it... Follow me... Please.

Broooooooh, I so partied all night last night!

When I found the Wikipedia page for Bro(Subculture), I cried in happiness, I breathed even harder than usual.  I knew I found my next blog post, and possibly a sign from God to rise against all other bros and become the very best.  Or I could just be over reacting a bit, but I was really happy when I found it.  It is just a version of the Urban Dictionary definition, but in smart speak and more detailed.  Wikipedia "Bro is a male youth subculture of "conventional guys' guys" who spend time partying in ways similar to each other. While without a consistent definition, the popular image of bros is a "fratty masculinity" type, predominantly white, and associated with frayed-brim baseball hats, oxford shirts, sports team t-shirts, cargo shorts, and boat shoes or sandals."
Urban Dictionary "Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties." And "Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap."
I have no reason to stop the use of the word "Bro", but I do want to say people should stop overusing it.  Now to talk about what I normally do. Talk about the origin of the word, and I will do words to use instead.  The phrase originated in the 20th century, and is an "abreeve" of brother. (Expect to see Abreeve on this blog very soon.)  It was in reference to a male, white and black. Other word used then were guy and fellow.  In the 70's it became a word used for a male friend.  It has been fused with other words to specifically describe one person in a certain industry of job, such as programmer, or bro-ager(Manager).  In more recent years, "brah" has become a substitute for "bro".  Fellow to guy, guy to brother, brother to bro, bro to brah or brogrammer.  Also bro has been used to describe anyone. That man walking by you. CALL HIM A BRO.  Your brother. CALL HIM A BRO. Your mom? CALL HER A BRO.  The stray cat? CALL IT A BRO.  Everyone? CALL. EVERYONE. A. BROOOOOOOOOOO.

The Man Who Became Famous For Hating, And His Biggest Secret!

(I'm just making this post to inform, no special reason, so please enjoy.)He was a horrible man.  He controlled an army of hate.  Someone even worse than  Of course, were talking about Hitler.  He was the Nazi leader, and hated Jews.  One of the most infamous man to ever exist.  I feel disgusting even making a post about him.  Consider this like making fun of him, and gossiping about him. Here are some facts about him you probably don't know.

1. He never visited a concentration camp.  A concentration camp is not a place where you learn the force.  It was where anyone and everyone he hated, mainly Jews.  The things he created! Never visited one! He let everyone else do the dirty work.  
2. He had horrible flatulence(That means he farted a lot.) and he took 28 drugs to stop it.  He was a ticking bomb.  
3. Now lets get more gross. He had one testicle.  I'll just leave that there...
4. His first love was a Jewish girl.  He was too afraid of talking to her.  He deserved it.
5. He was anti-smoking.  He actually had the first anti-smoking campaign.  I guess he did do something good.
6. Henry Ford(Founder of Ford Motors) was his inspiration. He kept a portrait of him behind his desk.
7. He was a vegetarian and was against animal cruelty.  He was a more evil Peta, and Peta is already kinda bad.
8. Hitler once almost drowned.  He was saved by a priest. And, when he grew up, he wanted to be a priest.  He should have become a priest.
9. Hitler's family was very poor, and a Jewish doctor didn't charge them.  Hitler called him Noble Jew and had him protected.  
10. He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, and was Time's man of the year, both in 1938. I don't see why anyone even though of this.  It was a year before the war. By then he did capture Austria and Czechoslovakia and turned them into German puppet states. He gave himself his own freedom, and with Britain and France by barely doing anything.

Lol, The One Text To Rule Them All.

LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOKLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOL  Lots Of Love. How about an "abreeve" of Laurence. Nope, this is 2014.  Laughing Out Loud.  Followed by a Smiley Face Emoji, Laughing Emoji, and then, in rare cases, a poop Emoji.  One of my favorite subreddits. First used by Wayne Pearson(He used Lol before it was cool.) in the 1980's! On Usenet! I will explain Usenet below.  Lol, as I said before, means Lots of Love, a mistake made by many parents.  Lol died in 2015. I hope.  I have seen people using LOL for many depressing and stupid uses.  "My dog is dead." LOLOLOL.  "I hate my life." LOLOLOLOL.  "LOL is one of the most annoying words to ever exist." LOLOLOLOLOL.  I've seen all of it happen, except the last one.  I just did made that to prove my point.  I have nothing else to say.  Actually I have a lot of things to say, just not now in this post.

Usenet was a dial-up discussion system. This picture makes no sense to me either.

The Tweeting Turns to Squaking

Twitter is a social media site, with many accounts in use, and many, MANY different communities(Role Play accounts, facts accounts, and then just the normal people just using it for social media social media.  One of the most popular communities is the parody accounts.  Parody accounts are "funny"(mostly just immature and stupid) accounts, usually basing themselves off comedy icons, like Will Ferrell, or Ted.  People will make their own, and either fail or get popular, very quick.  There are also Photoshop accounts, where people take a certain television character, like Patrick Star or Big Bird, and put them in weird situations, like in a party, or running from a dinosaur.  The accounts are growing dumber and dumber every day.  If anyone has had a Twitter account, you would have most likely seen one, either in your Recommended or Retweeted, or maybe even you followed them. I will say I do follow some parodies, but that's how I get many ideas for this blog.  Very useful.  One other annoying thing they do is sponsor other accounts.  They also do plenty of click-bait(Misleading titles for boring articles) with some tweet after saying some lie(such as:"First person to look at my last tweet wins a free iPhone!" or "Only people 18+ in my last tweet because nudity!"). Then there are the worst kind of parody accounts. The celebrity accounts.  These accounts only sponsor and click-bait.  They are also the most commonly followed because of people thinking they are the real person, and then call the real one fake.  Some parody accounts are okay, but I would recommend following comedians. And Deadmau5. I'm also good too. Follow me!