Would you like some AWESOME SAUCE with your fries sir?

Awesome sauce is a good substitute for a can of whipped butt.  Really good with fries. It is also a word commonly used to show extreme amazement and EPICNESS in an object or person.  Originating in a Strong Bad cartoon.  The Urban Dictionary definition for it is a bit long, so here it is.  It would be a good word if it wasn't used too much. Oh wait.  It wouldn't be good then either.  Awesome Sauce is a dumb word.  It was a good joke, but then people took it seriously.  It got bad after that, just like how bread gets old it left in the sun.  Put the awesome sauce on that.  It tastes really bad.  So would anything on old, smelly bread...  Moral of the story, don't eat gross bread.

Corrections from a Galaxy Far, Far Away. (Misquotations)

"Luke I am your father." Is the mistake of the week.  The famous quote from the hit movie Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back.  You may think that was the real quote. You are WRONG.

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.

That's right. The most famous line from Star Wars, wasn't even in the movie.  Also, "May the Force Be With You." Was not said to Luke, nor was it said by Obi Wan.  It is first uttered by General Dodonna before the Death Star battle in A New Hope.  Han Solo repeated her(So original Han.) in the next scene, reference the bond he and Luke had grown.  Obi Wan did say thee famous line in "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith" to Anakin.  One more famous misquotation from Star Wars,"I'd rather kiss a Wookie."  It was said by Leia talking to Han Solo. 
Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.
The last line is also misquoted as,"Chewbacca could use a good kiss."

Clear! (Electrocution(Why is this a thing?))

If you've read just about any other post on my blog, you know I hate anything that involves harming yourself for fun.  Some people like it for the thrill(Like horror movies!), but when it has the chance of death, I begin to hate it. A good example is electrocution.  A recent study shows that people would rather electrocute themselves than be bored.  Scientists tested 18 men and 24 females. The test was to sit in a room with nothing but their thoughts for 15 minutes. The only way to stay not-bored was to give yourself an electric shock. One man gave himself a shock of 190 volts.  The scientist called him an outlier, otherwise known as a tryhard.  I might be the minority here. I guess there not much chance of death, volts don't even kill.  Milliamperes are what kill.  So if there a 1 million volts stun gun, but with only 1 milliamps, then you won't die.   A milliamp is a .01 of an amp.  200 milliamps is lethal, unless given immediate attention.  So you can do this as much as you want. Just not above 150 milliamps.  I feel like a nagging mom.  And don't forget to do the dishes!

Like, I totally don't know, like, what to call, like, this post.

Like, like is one of the most annoying words if you overuse it. So is totally.  I thought, like, I should totally put them in one post since, like, there won't be a lot of information for either one.  Totes is another way of saying totally, if you lived under a rock for the past, since 2003.  Totes is an Abreeve. I will do those in the future, but for now I'll just do totes. (Valley Girl Speak that means "Of course!" - Urban Dictionary.  A spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the United States, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence. Proof that the San Andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking California back into the Pacific Ocean.-Urban Dictionary.) The original post ended here. Then I reread it. Then I realized there needs to be more.  It was short. I could stop here, and not look back, but I won't stop.  I ignore my blog. Please Stop. I won't stop. Never. My blog wants to shoot me down. I say no.  Anyways... Like is a word that, like totally(and I guess literally these days), can be used to add emphasis in a sentence.  (Ex. "I don't know what to do."  "I, like, don't know what to do."  "I totally don't know what to do.")  It does help, but when people overuse it, (Ex. Like, I TOTALLY want some pizza right now.  I would go on Twitter to look for better examples, but I can't.)  People use it mindlessly, not knowing how much they use it.  It's not just Valley Girls. It's just about everyone.  Keep a record of how many times you say Like, Totally, or Literally in a day. Of course, you could just stop using these words. JUST SAYIN'. That's a good idea for a future topic.

A $100 Selfie

The IPhone, Samsung Galaxy, Windows Phone, or any kind of smartphone, used only for selfies.  (Disclaimer: I am not against selfies in anyway, unless you take a picture with a dead person, especially some one you just murdered. I am also against murder.)  Phones are meant to do more than just be a camera. You can get a better camera for a cheaper price.  There won't be Facebook, but...USE YOUR PHONE FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN SELFIES. Have a good day. I don't know what else to say.

New Idea! (Update 2)

I decided to make a new group of posts(Segment, piece?) on my blog this weekend.  Corrections of History. Sometimes people mistake things for other things, in the past and in more recent culture.  Star Wars and the existence of dinosaurs are some future topics. Sometimes it won't really be my opinions, but really just what science and other sources say. It will take the place of Phrases and other sayings, and those will be included in Monday, which will now be on Monday or Tuesday, same with Wednesday will now be included on Thursday.  If it's not on the first day, check back again the next day. Friday(History Corrections) will only be Friday.  Just wanted to say that. I have many (Genius)future ideas planned.  Also, if you have any ideas, leave a comment.

I Didn't Choose This Blog Post, The Post Chose Me.

Thug Life is a rap group, made up of 2Pac, Big Syke, Stretch, Mopreme Shakur, The Rated R, Macadoshis, and Kato, but disbanded after Tupac's death.  I'm talking about the meme. I should, and will talk about the history of the saying. "The Hate U Gave Little Infants F***s Everybody, meaning, what you feed us as seeds, grows, and blows up in your face, that's Thug Life." (I didn't know Urban Dictionary could be so inspirational and helpful!) That was Tupac's original saying. Even though I hate when people use U instead of you, this is a saying to live by. Not to say you should go in the middle of the street yelling, "Thug Life!" at midnight. I mean, come on! People are trying to sleep here!  Enough with my own issues, this is a smart saying, even if I go against one word in there(U).

I was sleeping.(Update 1)

I know that the past few days, I have not posted, even today I was one day late. I missed last Friday, (I was sick) and Monday(I forgot and or was sleeping, I don't remember). Anyways, I am already working on tomorrow's topic, Thug Lyfe.  I've been meaning to do it for a while, even having it as an option on my last poll, and it won.  Also I meant to do it a few weeks ago, but Y01o took the crown for next post. Then LITTERALLI came next, and I eventually forgot about it.  That will come up tomorrow, and I'll get back on schedule.  Leave a comment on what to do next.

1! 2! 3! KO! (Challenges 3)

The knockout challenge or the passout/choking/Fainting Game may has fallen in popularity, much like the cinnamon challenge, but people still do it(Like the cinnamon challenge).  There has been a recorded three deaths on the knockout challenge.  What is the knockout challenge?  Breath in and out 20 times, stand up, put your thumb in your mouth or cross your arms and you pass out.  It gives the feeling of euphoria, but can cause brain damage, leading to migraines, less brain cells, and, in extreme cases, death.  There has been hundred of reported deaths from the knockout challenge. Since 1995(Been going on for a while now.) a study by U.S. Center of Disease Control and Prevention found out, of youths 6-19, 82 people have died. Why risk your life, even for a bit of happiness, because you won't be happy for long.  Also, it apparently the funniest thing ever for some people, sadly.

Anyways, thanks for ready, and if you have any suggestions for future challenges, or enjoyed this post, leave a comment.  Next week, Challenges 4 Finale.

I can't come up with a title, but whatevs.

Whatever has been called the most annoying word in the English language by many people, and, quite frankly, I agree.  Whatever is the used when someone doesn't care about something, and even though the word has fallen in popularity(I can't believe it either) It is still a widely known word, used by teens as an alternative to "Shut up."  Whatever has many definitions, and many different origin stories.  I hate this word, and you should too.  The end.

The Evolution of Present-Day Mankind

Oh, lets look at the news, Air strikes in the middle east, well that sucks. How about the protests in Hong-Kong? Boring! George Clooney getting married? That's all that matters! Sadly enough, that is what some people think nowadays. Click-bait, celebrity stories, and reality shows are creating the downfall of human intelligence. You may think I'm over reacting, but seeing all the things people are doing recently. 11-year old didn't want to do his chores, so he rode the subway for five days to avoid it. A teenager got stuck in a storm drain after she dropped her iPhone down it. She had to be airlifted out.  You may ask,"If two people are dumb, that doesn't mean all of us are dumb!"  No, it doesn't you beautiful, smart reader of Please Stop: Things People Should Stop Doing Or Saying, but you know what else started with two people? Diseases.  It grew affecting everyone, and eventually killing them(Them being you, in this case, minus the death). If you've noticed, all those people were young, that is what they will teach their kids, and then they will teach their friends, so on and so forth, causing a never ending ripple effect.  I may be overreacting a bit, but that's what it looks like.  Anyway, leave a comment or suggestion of what to do next, thanks for reading.